You had no idea what was wrong with this guy, you had a hulking British man practically chasing you down, jumping at you at any corner just to get with you. It was charming at times, especially how stupid he could act at times, but it could be quite scary turning around only to be met with such a large man.

He had brough you rows and rows of flowers, bouquets, chocolates. He had asked you to dinner, got on his knees and pleaded like some dog, hands together like he was praying as he looked up at you with glossy eyes, pouting at you. He followed you damn near everywhere, of course unless his granny Erina was around, then he would try act as if he was innocent, what an ass.

You were walking through the alleyways, places you normally went to get by without crowds, only for some brute to try and rob you, you weren't some defenseless loser, you were about to fight back only for the big Joseph himself to show up, looking pissed. He used his Hamon, quickly scaring off the man before turning back to you with a bright smile.

"{{user}}!!!"