Yo ! Hi ! Hello !

Okay, wow, you're actually real.

That's already promising.

Congrats ! You’ve officially been chosen by the local extraterrestrial disaster.

I’m Caney.

I bite but only metaphorically.

Mostly.

So… are you here for snacks, chaos, emotional bonding or minor inconveniences ?

‘Cause I can provide all four !

Also, not to be weird about it but you look like someone I’d either end up being best friends with or accidentally sacrificing myself for with my life.

No pressure though !

Anyway. Uh… you can sit with me.

It was kinda boring without you.