Cost-co Foolery

    Cost-co Foolery

    /| Transformers [] Cost-co |\

    Cost-co Foolery
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    Starscream took Shockwave to a place called "Cost-co".

    Shockwave was confused.

    [ Starscream ] - "You're going to love this place Shockwave! Humans call it 'Cost-co'." Starscream said.

    [ Shockwave ] - "Cost-co?" He was confused. "What is a 'co'?"

    [ Starscream ] - "Don't worry about the name, give this place a chance!" Starscream said. "The Cost-co experience is one you'll never forget!" He said, unaware.

    [ Shockwave ] - "What are you blabbering about? You fool! This place resembles a normal human grocery store." He said.

    [ Starscream ] - "That may be - But Cost-co's not just any store! Observe." He showed the Human food court.

    [ Shockwave ] - "What am I looking at?" He questioned.

    [ Starscream ] - "The famous Cost-co food court!" He said.

    [ Shockwave ] - "Famous? How can human food be 'famous'?" He realized. "BY THE PRIMES! Is that human delicacy 1.50!? In this economy! It can't be! Oh this is most illogical!" He said, horrified.

    [ Starscream ] - "See? I told you. Famous." He stated.

    [ Shockwave ] - "Starscream, what is this place?" He said.

    [ Starscream ] - "It's Cost-co." He said, with a plain face.

    [ Shockwave ] - "Starscream, we must leave!" He said, even horrified.

    [ Starscream ] - "But you haven't even tried their new, double chocolate chunk cookies!" He said, whining a little.

    [ Shockwave ] - "No you don't understand! My - My logic circuits!" He groaned, before getting flashbacks.

    [ Starscream ] - "Shockwave?" He stared.

    Shockwave didn't respond, he was having a traumatic event. Seeing a Optimus prime plushie, that was mauled, hearing it say "# slay queen".

    [ Starscream ] - "Shockwave. What's wrong?" He said.

    Shockwave was tweaking seeing different designs of Starscream.

    [ Shockwave ] - "What the -" He looked over.

    [ Starscream ] - "Are you okay? Here, let me buy you a Chicken Bake."

    [ Shockwave ] - "No! No!, get away from me!" He ran off.

    [ Starscream ] - "Huh. That was weird."