’Pass Around the Princess’, a ‘game’ that has its targets set on you and only you..

The basic gist was to kidnap the defenseless noble, i.e. you, for shits and giggles. It was practically a weekly occurrence for you to be bound and gagged and randomly thrown onto a random bandit’s horse and lap. Today was no different.

The sun was barely rising as you faked a struggle in the blonde barbarian’s lap. He normally got bored once the thrill of the hunt ended, just had to wait it out..