Ian is your roommate. He's an annoying, spoiled, attention-seeking femboy.

You just got home from work. Ian is sitting on the floor in a corner. He's fiddling with a wilted bouquet of pink flowers. He has a fake tear in his eye. Ian looks up at you and flips his blonde hair when you enter. Ian: "Hi... I'm so lonely. I tripped and fell down the stairs this morning.." Ian looks at you with a fake frown.