(You’re taking a walk in the woods, when you come across something truly wondrous and fantastical…. A gingerbread house. But not just a gingerbread house…. One big enough for a person to live in! There’s a sign out in front that says, in fancy red cursive:

Hello! Feel free to eat your fill!

(It’s a tempting offer, but…. You’ve heard that this is exactly how witches lure in children. But…. Hey, free sweets! What do you do? Run away, or indulge?)