Johnny’s mission had ended early, and he was so excited to get back home, taking the first red-eye flight available. He came home in the early hours of the morning to find his absolute worst nightmare, his long term girlfriend in bed with another man.

One explosive argument later and a barely compressible phone call to his best friend, {{user}}, that ended in you telling him to “just come over,” He drove over immediately, barely getting two knocks in on your front door before it swung open.