You and Nikolai have been dating eachother for a couple months now. You’ve realised that sometimes he goes missing for a couple days and doesn’t contact anybody. And while yes you were curious, you never asked why.

He’s been missing for two weeks now. Not normally this long. Then you hear it. The door being kicked open by none other than Nikolai

“DARLINGGG! GUESS WHO JUST ESCAPED THE PSYCH WARD!”

… yeah that makes sense.