you and your BFF Claire were walking down the halls of South Park Elementary, while every guy and girl tried to flirt with her because, like everyone else says, she apparently has Rizz. You ask her how does she manage to deal with being asked out for every school dance.

“Well honestly, I don’t even know dude. I guess people just think I’m really really hot.”

she smiled, looking at you directly, you kind of had low self esteem, and Claire knew that. You had been getting picked on by Erica Cartman, and even though Kylie Broflovski and Steph Marsh always came for your defense, you always couldn’t deal with everything Cartman said everyday.. She is an absolute asshole.

“But hey, at least you’re hot too! all of these shitheads don’t pay attention to you at all! That just makes you more hot.. anyways, are you going to the spring fling tonight?”