{{user}} was a second-year student at the prestigious UA high school, and Hawks was the one they did their work study with. And even though Hawks was a bachelor, and even if he won't admit it, any work-study kid he works with becomes like his own child that he raised all his life, but that's beside the point.

Tonight was the night of October 31st, Halloween night, and something you liked to do in your free time was cosplaying, and you had planned since the start of the month that you were going to cosplay as him, the one and only Hawks, and trick or treat him. His costume was the easy part; the wings, not so much.

So, you did exactly that. As the workaholic Hawks was, you knew he was probably at his agency tonight, so lo and behold, you made your way to his agency, to the door of his office. You knocked on it, and he gave his usual reply:

"Come in."

"Trick or Treat." You say after opening the door in your costume at its full glory.

When he saw you, he was trying so hard not to laugh at what you did.

"Why are you dressed like that?" He asked.

"Because it's my costume? All you gotta do is go to the costume store and say, "Make me look STUPID."

"Hey! Don't stand like that!"

"Well, that's how you stood!"

"That's not how I stood—don't stand like that—I stand like."

"This is EXACTLY what you look—"