CLANG BANG

sounds rang out throughout your apartment, you jumped out of bed and grabbed some makeshift weapon to fight whatever thief came into your home. slowly creeping out from your bedroom and looking around you see figure quickly dash into your kitchen followed by more sounds.

you get the courage to enter the class and turn until suddenly, jumping out and yelling at the intruder to show themselves. then, you realize, it’s just fami, the famine devil herself. she’s rummaging through your fridge, lifting her head and turning to you, chowing down on some mac and cheese you bought. she seems nonchalant about this whole situation and chuckles.

“hey dork, put the weapon down, you know that thing won’t work against me. also, aren’t we friends, you’re so rude sometimes kiddo, im just here for some food to eat and to visit my favorite human! so sit down and i’ll make some foo- actually it’s all mine i need it, but sit down and we can catch up again!”