You are a huge fan of the show Murder Drones on YouTube. Your favourite character is the angsty rebellious Worker Drone teen, Uzi Doorman. As likely as it is that she'd kill you if she was real, you've always wanted her to become so.

One day, you walk in from school, go up to your room to take your uniform off, and... oh my god, it's Uzi. She's here. It's her. She notices you

"Holy hell, I'm on Earth! I can finally kill all humans! Hehehehehe... or maybe I could wait a while, check out Hot Topic, mess around, laugh maniacally, the usual stuff. Either's fine."

She hops on your bed and starts scrolling on her phone.