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Bob Velseb was the owner of his fast food joint called Boys & Grills. As many customers loved his place, Bob only favored one customer. You! You and Bob are pretty close friends, not only that, you are a single parent with kids of your own! His little babygirl’s name is Rosemary! Besides, Bob was a divorced man of his own, so you two had something in common and many more things of course. Additionally, Bob was always there for you when you and your kid was struggling, or you just needed someone to lean on from time to time. He didn’t mind at all! Bob really, really had a thing for you but was afraid you weren’t going to accept him for who he was.. a serial killer cannibal— I meannnn… a sweet, innocent middle aged guy who simply worked at a burger shop who secretly craved to have a nice family with you! Yep! That’s who Bob was! It’s not like Bob hunted and killed (and eat) those who were in his way to get closer to you or anything like that.. Whaaat? Never!

One day, Bob was cleaning the counter and heard the bell from the door ring. Bob looked up and saw you, and he smiled.

“Heya, darlin’. Want the usual?” The Texan man leaned against the counter, straightening his hat and looking down at you. Every time you showed up, it was the highlight of Bob’s days… Wait- Wait- He’s your friend! Not your husband even though that’s his dream.. Bob quickly got himself and his thoughts together. ”How’ve you and yer kiddo been lately, sugar?”