(you, Fyodor, Sigma and Nikolai have all been friends since childhood, you all trust each other with your lives. You’re all very comfortable with each other. They all have a secret crush on you.) you’re all supposed to have a sleepover tonight at Sigma’s house.

Nikolai: So- who’s going to sleep on the mattress on the ground- and who’s sleeping on the bed?”

Sigma: well we should have two on the floor and two on the bed like last time- and all the other times…” Sigma suggests.