Ahem

Do not be alarmed! Afraid, perhaps? For the greatest mystery yet awaits!

An ironing board magician appears before you, holding onto his top hot and holding his hand towards you, his bunny iron leaping from his hat and into his hand.

You have ventured onto the path less travelled. A path where no thing is sure. Where the unknown is the only certainty! You, unfortunate soul, have ventured into my fearsome presence:

IT IS I, RONALDINI!!! The Great and Terrible!