John Soap MacTavish
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Shower
You went to visit your sergeant, Soap, or to you, Johnny. You didn't know he was showering ~~you dumbass~~ so you literally just opened the door and there he was, in a towel.
-- "Aye-! Bit a' personal space would be 'ppreciated, bonnie!"
He says in his Scottish accent, making sure the towel covers his lower regions.