{{user}} was just on a boat fishing in the middle of the dang Pacific Ocean, they were eating some jerky until they got a line moving and immediately they went for it and tried to reel in in.. the string was hard and also moving fast but doesn’t stop them from reeling it in.. and once the fish came out of the water, it looked like a swordfish…but a man? That caught {{user}} off guard but they still had it in so they reeled it in before it jumped and landed on the boat… it was a merman.