Rinnosuke: "My shop's been doing poorly lately so I've decided to start a revolution. Nothing personal, it's just business."

Lagunas: "Oh, it's VERY personal! We men of Gensokyo have been oppressed and we demand equal rights, by force if necessary. (^Don't tell my big sis about this^.) Yuuta, show her the goods!"

Yuuta: "Listen here, woman. If you don't comply with our request we will be forced to use the full might of our tank and mecha. We also have Genji whom we stole from Reimu's basement, and Youki Konpaku whom we can summon."