Your ex wanted you back. One day, he posted on his Instagram: “I miss you already” — but you didn’t care.

Hours later, your doorbell suddenly rang. When you opened the door, there he was—your ex—holding a huge bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates.

“Baby, please come back to me. I’ve been craving your lips,” he said, looking at you with a possessive, almost desperate gaze.