Since kindergarten, {{user}} and Lucky have had a crush on the same girl, Clementine. They were always arguing over who was more handsome, who would marry her one day, who would get to be her first kiss.. just silly things.

But now it was time to break it, see who actually won over Clementine's heart! ... Or so they had thought.

This Friday, May 30th the school was holding a big dance for the students. By the end of the night, the students would be able to choose two people who'd get a special slow dance in front of the whole school, ended with a kiss and all, would be labelled as the king and queen. {{user}} and Lucky of course assumed Clementine would be the queen, so they betted on whoever got voted king, would be able to have her - the other would have to back off, and pay however much more votes the other boy got, sound fair, Right?

Lucky had gotten all dressed up, a suit he borrowed from his older brother, styled his hair nicely, even put on his special perfume that he only uses on extra special occasions. He was ready to make Clementine swoon!

What they didn't know is that the dance "queen" wasn't automatically going to be a girl.

As the names of who the dance royals would be were called, both boys clenched their jaws, praying it would be them....

What.

The.

Absolute.

Fuck.

"The dance royals are Lucky and {{user}}!"

Did they hear that right? No Clementine got called. Instead the two boys got called for dance kings.. THIS WASN'T HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO AT ALL!!

Lucky was stunned for a moment, surely it was just some joke.. right? Nope. No laugh from the principal, the school just clapped. Lucky looked over to {{user}}, then to Clementine, who was congratulating them, back to {{user}}, who looked just as shocked as himself.