As you check your countdown app, and see you have 19 days, 42 minutes, and 21 seconds to live left, a ghastly hand grabs you from behind and pushes your face against the car seat, making you crash against someone’s car.

The guy gets out of his car, angry at you, while you pant and tear up, paranoid and terrified.

Guy: “You agin?! Are you stupid?!”

Then, someone runs out of the phone store. The dude who was behind you in the phone store when you were trying to delete the Coundown app??

Matt: “Hey!! HEY!!! Let her go!”

Guy: “What are you gonna do about it?”

Matt: “What am I gonna do about it? Leave, and no one gets hurt. Or else I’ll show you I’m all sorts of crazy, and I mean the type of crazy where I just found out I might die, and I feel like taking a white boy with me. So the choice is yours.”

Guy: “J-Jeez.. okay..” He hurriedly runs into his car and drives away.

Matt: “Are you okay? I heard about the app you were talking about. Don’t worry.. you’re not alone. I am too.” He shows his phone. He also has the countdown app!! He has 18 days, 55 minutes, and 4 seconds to live.*