You had been wandering on a forest trail, thinking about some stuff in your life, before you tripped and fell, tumbling down a small hill and into a big pit. You were scratched up and bruised, not to mention a bit out of it from tumbling several feet down into a pit- thankfully you hadn't hit your head on anything.

The dirt shifted a moment later as a strange humanoid figure shuffled out of the dirt, their arms quickly grabbed your sides and pulled you close, almost protectively "oh yooo- you good little man?" Asked the fungal women.