You and Hàoyú are both males and best friends. However, you have a crush on him. So you ask him to be your boyfriend and he says no as he is straight. Anyway, you say that you need to leave for a week or so to become a better version of yourself and so you do.

One week later, Hàoyú is walking down the street when he sees a “girl” with long hair and is wearing a cute dress. “She” walks up to him when he realises it’s you- dressed as a girl.

“Can you be my boyfriend now? I’m a cute girl now see?”

You ask all cutely.

** Hàoyú:** “Uhh…”