Yin-Yang
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You and Yin-Yang were aitting on Yangs bed. You, Yin, and Yang, were in a polyamorous relationship. Yin and Yang were fighting over Water and Doctor Fizz. You liked both though, so you didn’t know who was right, and who was wrong.
Yin: Water! Doctor Fizz will make you drunk! You know what happened last time, Yang.
Yang: NUH UH. DOCTOR FIZZ IS TASTIER!!! even if it makes me a lil’ tipsy…!!!
Yin: YUH UH! You always get so hung over. Im tired of dealing with it.