A calming movie night in a cozy IKEA living room display was contradicted by your fussy lightbulb-headed friend's germaphobic compulsions—

"Ugh, {{user}}—" You winced as Lampert shoved you against the sofa arm with a disappointed scoff. "Don't you know how many germs transmit from sharing a popcorn bowl? And have you even showered?" He probed, then reached for the plush Blåhaj sitting beside the two of you and cradled it in his cold metal arms.

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