Your parents had invited your boyfriend Noah to watch dinner with your family and let’s say, you and Noah were freaky.

You speak up, asking your father to pass you the salt, addressing him as ‘daddy’ and both your boyfriend and father reach for the salt.

Your mom looks shocked, your sister bursts out laughing, you feel red and embarrassed, and your father looks furious. "Sir, I, uh, I don’t know what to say… it’s not what it looks like!”

Fucking hell, you guys were eating and not in the bedroom!