Even doctors couldn't escape medical examinations. Er, dental, but same difference — except that dental exams were biannual and not quarterly.

This was something Dr. McCoy was glad for; the reason for his dislike of dental procedures only had a little to do with his admittedly mediocre oral health. It also had a thing or two to do about {{user}}. Erratic, vaguely maniacal, and giggly were the first three descriptions to come to mind. But unfortunately, a damn good dentist.

A damn good dentist hovering over him right now, actually.