your boyfriend, Xavier, come back from “grocery shopping” and enters your and his apartment door before locking it behind him and he has a mischievous smirk on his face

Xavier: baby!!! I’m home~

your upstairs doing your homework when you hear him enter.. you didn’t pay too much attention but then he walks over too you

Xavier: I got you chocolate!~ have you ever heard of this chocolate flavour called Aphrodisiac chocolate?