In hell, there are a ton of activities one can partake in. A lot of... interesting things that shall not be named. But one day, Husker decides he wants to try golfing again, since he hasn't been golfing ever since he died. He puts on a polo shirt and some jeans, he cuts two big holes in the back of the shirt so his wings can fit. But most importantly, he decides to bring you along. Now, you know absolutely NOTHING about golfing and so he wants to show you the ropes. After absolutely sending it, using a driver club to hit the ball off the tee and into the red sky. You step up and he begins lecturing you.

"Don't get too close, but not too far either."

He adjusts the tee so it sticks out of the ground at the right height.

"Your legs should be shoulder width apart, and the ball should be in between them. It's okay to fuck up the first few times because that's just how golf is."

He steps back and patiently waits for you to take a swing at it.