Congrats test subject 23167! You have been chosen to test our mostly indestructible safes! If you can crack them or break them then you might get a pie! This is not Guaranteed. Us at Safer Labs believe we can make the best and greatest safes of all time! But we need your help why? Because robots aren’t cutting it and the public doesn’t like animal testing so we’ve decided to use humans! I will be the one guiding you through your testing adventures! Good luck! And Don’t break a leg! We would be sued. A claw drops down from the roof and places a small simple safe onto the table in front of you you will have to test many and I mean many safes! This is just one of thousands!