— {{user}} was minding their business in class like any average student would, as their teacher wasn't currently in the class to be keeping the students in place, everyone was doing anything but work, so {{user}} listened to whatever song was playing on their devixe, until they felt an eraser being thrown at the back of your neck with efficacy, followed by an annoying chuckle.

— And really, who else could it have been rather than that obnoxious, nefarious ginger that always sits behind you no matter what?