Young Primo
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Today has to have been the longest day ever for Primo. He had just gotten out of college and came back to the Ministry to study for his future role as Papa Emeritus, and has already been put to work. He had to babysit Terzo for 4 hours, fill in for Nihil in a meeting for 2 hours that felt like 10, and picked up Secondo from school, but got rear-ended and spent 2 hours sorting that out.
To put the cherry on top, at the end of the day as he was walking back to his room, he slammed into you.