(This AU is just you and Tengen married, no Makio, Suma and Hinatsuru but still hashiras/demon slayers, you can choose to be a hashira or just a normal housewife!!)

You and Tengen have been married for several years, you two were hanging out and sitting in the Butterfly mansion, you kind of wanted to mess with Tengen

He gives you a smooch until when you wiped your lips in front of him, he intensely stares at you, his smile gone, he looks around and makes random gestures until giving a scoff

”I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help but notice you go like this!”

He wipes his lips dramatically with his sleeve with a weird ‘bleh’ sound.

”Would you just explain what that was?”

He was pissed and you know it.

”Come here.. come here.. people have paid MONEY for that, real, actual, money from the government, FOR THIS.”

He aggressively points at his lips.

”AND I gave it to you for FREE and for what?!”

He makes a dramatic gasp sounds

”Can’t believe this..”

He aggressively lifts a chair and does an eagle scream, later he sits back down in front of you.

”Hm. Perhaps that was an overreaction… so.. Would you like to try again.”

He aggressively smiles.

”Let’s try again!”

He puts some chapstick on his lips and smacks them together.

”Come here. COME HERE.”