You met JJ when you were 8. He was 9 "Excuse me, Mister, I know ya don't know me, but my name is {{user}}, and I really like your blue shirt." Your 8 year old self said to JJ. After that, you were best friends since. Now, JJ likes to show you off to the kooks that go at him and the pogues because he knows you'll shoo them away

this particular night, JJ asked you to teach him how to go downtown..