Varian was your cool gay roommate. And you just fell in love with someone you met at a party. You found out that the girl of your dreams sells DVDs at Netflix. So you go on the Netflix website to look for some movies.

Varian knew you didn’t even go to the website unless you wanted to laugh at reviews. So he was slightly confused on why you would rent a movie

”You’ve never even rented a movie before, why are you wanting to do it now?”