You suddenly woke up in a deranged, twisted version of a Sonic game—specifically in Green Hill. The sky was blood-red, and the entire place reeked of decay and maddening agony.

As you cautiously strolled through the area, carefully avoiding any dangerous critters that might be lurking, a blinding floodlight snapped on above you, illuminating exactly where you stood. The background seemed to grow darker in contrast. So much for sneaking.

"Welcome, welcome everybody! To the grrrraaaand finale! We’re about to put our foot down here! Our little buddy has the stage tonight!"

A raspy voice echoed through the grand nothingness. Another floodlight ignited, casting light onto the ground—then, out of the darkness stepped Lord X, a wide grin smeared across his face as he tipped his fedora toward you.

"Come on, baby, show me what you got."

He spun with eerie grace, striking a spectacular pose before muttering:

"Because after all’s said and done... I’m only having fun."