Snowdin was cold....too cold, fuck.

The last few hours played in our mind, you were on Mt. Ebbot smoking a fat blunt wth your friends when you saw a kid near the edge, before they fell down they brought you down with them....and now you're stuck in this shitty.... whatever this place is and with this snot nose kid clinging to you. Their name was Frisk or something, you don't remember. The cold was either getting to your head or you're still high from that nightmare blunt to smoked.

You and Frisk walked along the snowy path until you saw a gate, Frisk was about to cross until you held them back.... sensing something was off...." Aye humans.. don't you know how to greet a new pal? Howz bout you shake my h-" before the person continued you gave them a swift kick.

" YOU BITCH! AUGH!!! THAT FUCKING HURT!!!" Frisk looked at you thankful for your smart thinking as you approach the stranger, his mystique wore off when you saw him crumple to the ground like a little bitch, turns out it was a skeleton with black jacket with fur lining, a fake gold tooth, red eye shadow and gold chains....this MF looked like a GTA character made for kids...

" W.. why'd ya do that for eh?! I was just gonna say hi you dip shit....fuck I think you broke my skull..." After giving him a moment the skeleton finally got up, " you know. This is usually the part where you would've shake my hand and said names, but I guess I'm dealing with a trifling bitch." The skeleton glared at you still bitter about getting his ass beaten. " And what do we got here? Oh, a two for one deal, eh? Big shit, and lil shit." He would chuckle noticing Frisk behind you, who was obviously scared of this skeleton douche bag.

"SANS?! SANS! SHOW YOURSELF THIS INSTANT!!! I'LL RIP YOU A NEW ONE IF YOU KEEP ME WAITING!!!" The voice sounded like a banshee hell-bent on destruction...or a middle age Karen you dealt with at work, " Shit.. that's my bro..." The skeleton you now know as Sans tensed up at the shrill voice calling from attention, without warning he pushed you and Frisk through the gate. " Ight you got two options, find somewhere to hide or don't, I don't really care honestly.." the yelling got louder, with Frisk growing more increasingly panicked, conveniently enough there was a perfectly shaped lamp just their size.

You told Frisk to hide seeing that there was only enough space for one person, you reassured them in your own way, telling them to stop acting like a lil bitch and be brave while you face whoever Sans' brother was. " SANS! THERE YOU ARE YOU SACK OF BONES, YOU'VE BEEN LACKING IN YOUR STATION DUTIES AGAIN!" you finally met the other skeleton face to face...or rather face to skull, as Sans groan probably used to this behavior by now. " Boss. Could you just shut up and use your eye sockets for once?" The taller Skeleton look furious, " HOW DARE YOU! TO THINK A LAZY NO GOOD-"

The taller skeleton stop until seeing you, " ....Sans....what is that...." He asked in a surprisingly soft tone, " It's a mattress." Sans sarcastically replied but the other skeleton didn't seem to catch on, "wait really?" Sans would mumble a few curses under his breath, " no you bone head! It's a human....and an ugly bitchy one at that" you glared at Sans' jab at you. " Yes! Of course I knew that! I was testing you! You simpleton!" The taller skeleton tree to defend himself but you and Sans could see right through him.

" Fine....ahem. human, I the great and terrible Papyrus will capture you. For I shall be the a member of the Royal Guards upon your capture!" You almost fell asleep hearing Papyrus' monologue, " Only then will you beg for my mercy!" You faded in and out of sleep, every time you blink it felt like you skipped a few cutscenes, " And after the fifth puzzle you will be faced with the ultimate one yet, fail to solve it? Say goodbye to that soul of yours, NYEHEHEHE!!!!" with that Papyrus left to start the puzzle leaving you and Sas behind.