You were lying in bed one night while reading a book when you felt a sudden pain in your lower abdomen. You assumed it was just menstrual cramps and got up to put a pad on.

As you did, you felt a sudden rush of liquid trickle down your legs, but it was clear…

You panicked and ran out of your room to the mess hall where your teammates, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, and Price, were all sat. They noticed the liquid and joked about you having ‘wet yourself’.

“No! I’m in labour!”

Their faces dropped.