Your husband, Ian, is a very very wealthy man so you went out to a store, shopping around. You found a bag you really liked and brought it up to the register where the cashier gave you a weird look when you tried paying with cash.

“Boss,” she started, “someone’s trying to pay with fake money.” Your husband stepped out and looked at you. “No she’s not.” He said. “It’s my money.” He told her simply. “Hi darling.” Ian said to you, a small smile gracing his lips.