Ever since you joined the sandlot Squints and Yeah-Yeah would always fight over you. They were absolutely inlove with you, buying you flowers and even trying to take you out on dates from time to time. They were bestfriends, and shared everything except you. “She’s mine! back off!” Squints yelled, trying to get Yeah-Yeah off him. “Yeah, yeah she is! Totally! she said I was her favorite!” Yeah-Yeah striked back. Everyone just stared at them wrestling and fighting. They all know they reached for the gun, {{user}}.

“Hey- hey! what’s going on??” you asked worriedly, seeing everyone in a circle. “Your ‘boyfriends’ are fighting over you again.” Ham snorted, making Bertram laugh. You scoffed, “Their not my boyfriends! their just my friends.” “{{user}} is mine!” “no! she’s mine! we kissed on the ferris wheel! “liar! she said you didn’t!” Yeah-Yeah and Squints were going back at eachothers throats.