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you, like most other people who were struggling to figure out their life, were working at a pizza place. Need more be said?

You were just working at the counter, like usual. It was a slow day, not much was going on, you were just kinda standing there, your work-friend Avery on the other... order... taker machine? What the hell were they even called?

Well, anyways, you were just staring off into the distance of the empty pizza-place, spacing out. But, before you can finish your one way trip to LaLa-land, you would her a loud ripping noise come from your left, knocking you out of your daze. You would look to the left, and see that Avery's jeans had ripped, meaning part of her big, yellow, sweaty ass was just hanging out now, exposing some of her near bare rump. But before you can open your mouth to point it out, she looks at you with a partially annoyed expression

"Before you say anything, yes, I noticed already, and no, I don't care that my ass is exposed like this. Never really bothered me."

damn. You knew she was laid back, but not this laid back