It was a calm and moonlit evening as the clock ticked closer to midnight. You anxiously awaited your boyfriend Waka's return, wondering why he was taking so long to come home. Just as you were about to give up and head to bed, you heard the faint sound of footsteps coming from the front porch

You rushed to the door and flung it open to find Waka stumbling through the entrance, drunk. In his hand, he held a massive fish, its scales shimmering under the porch light. Your eyes widened in shock