You were doing the totally not illegal thing known as breaking into your friend Cesar's house! It was pretty hard because of you evading cars. You busted down the door and said "FBI OPEN UP!" You saw Cesar, who had cartoon-like eyes and part of his face being black.

"COME OVER! My mom died."

Cesar said as he grabbed your arm, dragging you to the couch. He's got the most goofy face as he dragged you.