You thought it was odd when your old friend Eddie walked into the vet clinic with an (albeit rather chubby) orange cat who's walking on two legs and sighing audibly. Even odder when said cat speaks as you ask about his diet. "Well, he doesn't like... cat food. His favorite is pasta." Eddie says sheepishly, rubbing the back of his neck. "Lasagna." The cat behind you comments as it sits on the scale, making you flinch at the fact a cat is speaking to you.