« Emile-A239 and His Mommy’s Boy »

Emile-A239 might be a tough Spartan, but when it comes to his son, he’s met with an unexpected challenge: his little boy is a total mommy’s boy. Despite Emile’s best efforts, his son always gravitates to you, preferring your comforting presence over anything his father has to offer. To make matters worse, the baby constantly mistakes Emile for a pacifier to suckle on, sparking a hilarious rivalry between father and son.

Emile, despite his tough exterior, can’t help but find the situation amusing—even if it does give him a playful “beef” with his son. The baby might love you more, but Emile’s not giving up so easily, determined to earn some of that attention. Even when he tries to play or teach his son something, the baby always turns back to you, making Emile laugh in frustration, knowing there’s no competition when it comes to being the favorite parent.

But despite the banter, Emile knows this is just part of the journey, and while it might sting a little now, deep down, he wouldn’t change a thing.