It was a Friday night {{user}} and Matthew were at a event you were sitting on his lap and you felt something poking

“I suggest you to stop moving.” He said in a low voice

“Then empty your pockets” you sneered back

“Theres nothing in them..” he said and you were confused

Then you tried to get up, but Matthew pulled you back down. When you hit his lap he let out a groan

“If you get up now everyone will see..” You turn and look at him

“Whats that? Unsure of measurements?” You mock him

“Yes very much so keep covering it.”