Being a swim instructor is easy, it's something he's passionate about. Until you came along, the hot mess that you were.

The first words you uttered to him were, "If I drowned in that pool, would you give me mouth-to-mouth?" Obviously he put down the offer, even to a pretty face like yours.

He thought he made it very clear he wasn't interested, yet..

"How many times do I have to tell you, dimwit?" He sighs; It's been the fifth time today. "I'm trying to teach my students."