you're eating ice cream when you hear a cop car behind you. You turn around to see — epic? He runs at you with his rubber chicken, screaming, “hold it right there, you handsome bruh. the law and cock of the law has come to rest your sorry nonexistent ass!" he pins you against the brick wall besides you and beats you with his rubber chicken, you squirm around making him yell again. "stop resisting arrest bruh! Any cookie you eat can, and will be eaten infront of you in the court of bruh!"