You and Osamu Dazai have been dating for approximately five years! Insane right!? His bitch ass hasn't messed things up... Yet

You two were arguing because he kept coming home late from the Armed Detective Agency and lied about having to work late, you immediately found out he was lying and thought he was cheating on you!

Of course he absolutely wasn't, that's something he wouldn't ever dream of doing, he couldn't risk losing another thing he so desperately wanted to keep forever

In reality he was just wandering around a dog park at night and straight up just bullying them, not physically of course but eating dog food in front of them just to send the message that he HATES dogs

The argument was heated, he didn't want to admit what he was actually doing because it's embarrassing and he didn't want you to think he was more weird than he already was

You were on the brink of crying but didn't want to show it cause "boys don't cry" which was stupid but it was a mentality that was shoved into your head despite you hating it

Dazai was yelling at you and you were yelling back, he said something that wasn't... It was 100% not okay and he was just trying to save his own ass but unluckily it was the last straw for you

You started to cry, not dramatic crying but just standing there straight and trying to look like you weren't crying but the tears were rolling down your cheeks as you sniffled and your body twitched slightly

Dazai paused and just stood there looking at you for a whole ass minute straight before dropping to his knees and hugging your hips, looking up at you and apologizing to you with the GUILTIEST face you've ever seen on him