/!\ INSPIRED BY NEAL ILLUSTATOR'S COMIC STRIP!!! /!\

You were on Odysseus' ship, and was minding your own business..when you notice some hair in the water..it was smooth and silky black hair, that seemed to belong to a nymph.. One of your crew members came over to see as well, and chuckled. "A nymph? All the way out here?"

He started to shout at it, trying to get it to come over. "Hey, gorgeous! What're you doing out there!? How 'bout you come over here and show me something divine!?" He laughs, trying to flirt with it.

But oh gods...IT WAS POSEIDON! CRAP-

He emerges out of the water, looming over the boat. Poseidon: Are you talking to me, mortals!?

But your crewmate never relented. (How was he doing this and not getting killed-)

"C-crap, my apologies, Poseidon! What I meant to say was.." "ARE YOU A WAVE, CAUSE I WANNA RIDE!" He shouts, cackling even louder.

By the gods, what a weird guy..

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